1) I'd like to make a shout-out to my home dawg Mrs. Feffer! I hear she's a fan. Werd! Keep it real sista!
2) Laura! Yer crazay! MAD PROPS!
3) Yo my cat, Rambo! Youz breath might stink and all but youz da chillest feline I know!
4) A shout out to the home boyz and girlz at Crest! You folks been keepin' me and my teeth all fresh n' clean n' shit for years!
5) Yo! I just saw dis squirrel all squirreling it up in my yard and he waz MAD COOL! PROPS TO MY FURRY BROTHA!
6) Yo Mrs. Shields! You da bomb diggity! RIZZAM! 4 REAL!
7) A shout out to Timotheus Billingsley! YO BRO! Youz be hella mad crazay foo up in da hizzouse come 4th of july!
8) Mad props to my dawg Chelsea! Man! She know what up wit shrinky dinks an' all kinda of coo shiznit! We'z be tight yo! TiiIIiiight!!!
9) A Serious shout out now to Jordan y'all! She be da illest! Yo dis one time she all 'ttack a bulldozer n shit! She da real O.G.!Youz coo! She be chillin like a villian while she illin wit Bob Dylan! MAD PROPS!
10) Yo, lastly, but not leastly a massive shout out to all youz cool cats who came downtown on the 5th to show youz all be educated! Bend mamas didn't bring up no fools! Youz peeps be puttin democracy in motion n' shit! WERD!
1) Conversation Cafes kick your calculator in the neck!
2) "Strange Attraction" by The Cure never fails to make me think of Christmas. Go, listen to it and see if it's just me.
3) I have a coffee mug with marbles all over it and on one part of the cup it says "You look marbleous!" Damn it, I wanna shake the hand of the genius behind that!
4) Bannanafish Bones is still coming kids! It is coming. . . Really, I swear it.
5) Neopets. . . So frickin' wrong. . . But I'm so drawn to it. . . Oh god!!! Help me. . .
6) Anyone who approaches me and says nothing before pulling out a deck of cards and challenging me to a game of Egyptian Ratscrew gets 30 points immediately.
7) Ok, so I'm pretty ready for some spring. . . But this has been a pretty crap winter as far as snow goes. . . So, you know what would be great? One nice good snow (and I mean a good one) which sticks around for a few days and then bam! Spring! . . . Not that I think my idealistic wishes will amount to anything but, you know. . .
8) I'm shirt where flies and sunshine in my eyes match cards with the fallen star.
9) I'm so serious, about the Conversation Cafe thing. Here, go check it out: Conversation Cafe
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WHAT THE SHIT?
1) About two weeks ago I was baby sitting my nephew and he threw up all over the place and it was just as cute as a button!
2) I'm sorry, but I'm a lil' bit of a videogame nerd and I'm all excited to get Metroid Prime! OMFG GAMECUBE 4 LIFE!!!!~!1! NUR HUR! *presses againt the side of his nose with his ring finger*
4) Bannanafish Bones is coming kids! It is coming.
5) God damn it I love that beautious moon! *blows a kiss to the celestial sexy beast*
6) Celestial is a grand word, use it tomorrow. Really, write it down on your hand or something and use it tomorrow, it'll be fun!
7) Such seemingly small, insignifacant things end up being responsibile for most of the big things that happen to you. Think about that.
8) I'm wearing a hawaiian shirt... How old school me of me. ( <--- no typo)
9) If your soul is feeling a little chilly just drink up a lil' soup broth.
10) Thanksgiving. It's that time of the year to give thanks. That's right kiddies, there's more to this glutonous holiday than food. I personally give thanks to my pinkey toes which I believe that if were to not have, I would fall with more regularity. HAPPY TURKEYDAY EVERYONE!
