And now this fortnight's extremely relevant and exciting thoughts!!!

1) What if Penguins could fly? My theory is that the world would be an all-around better place to live, but who knows?

2) HOLY GUACOLMOLE! WE'VE GOT CHIPS!

3) It's F-ING HOT!!!!!!!!!! GYAAAHHH!!!!! *skips spontaneous compustion and/or liquidification and goes straight into evaporation*

4) My house is without air-conditioning and that's sad. . . Cry for me.

5) I'm trying to get a job. If for some odd reason you have some sort of hookup for me just help me!!! OH DEAD GOD! I'm wonderful with children, have a modest but indeed existant work history in customer service and, ahem... food preperation. I have a reliable car, shining charisma, computer knowledge, Star Wars bed sheets, and some nicely placed lone freckles! I NEED WORK! ! ! ! . . . . . . . : D Thank you for your time. My e-mail address is dreamypancak. . . oh nevermind.

6) Regardless of how it may seem, I assure you that Bannanafish Bones is still coming. Yes.

7) Uh oh. . . I havn't gone camping once this summer. . . I can't let this continue too much longer. . .

8) Remeber the Fry Guys? You know, from the McDonald's commercials. . . Well anyways, yeah, they were rad!!! RAD!!! . . . In that not very cool kind of way. . . And I know you know exactly what I mean. . . OOo!. . .  yeah, that's right.

9) Sometimes when I type these things I just start typing and I just spit out idiotic ramblings deprived of any thought or substance, watch, I'll do it for this next one.

10) Ok so like let us be about setting high standards for life, love, creativity, and wisdom. If our expectations in these areas are low, we are not likely to experience wellness. Setting high standards makes every day and every decade worth looking forward to.. . . See? Gosh I'm dumb! Gyah! I'm just going to shut up right now.

(p.s. That was a famous quote)