About Meself

Home

FURRY ADVICE COLUMN
FANTABULOUS GUESTBOOK
FASHION TIPS!
CHEESE... PIE?
WEEKLY THOUGHTS
CONNECTIONS
CONDIMENT HELL!
PEOPLE PICTURES
IMAGERY
ABOUT MESELF
ORGANIZED CHAOS
BRITNEY'S CRY
Furry Wombat Scope

'But who is this Ryan Mellon character?' you might be thinking.

thedaysofcootie.jpg

 Ryan Mellon.... Ryan Mellon.... tis' my name but... it still sounds wierd to me. what if I were named Greg... I guess that sounds even wierder. I guess any name sounds weird and misrepresenative. Indian names were cooler because they somehow represented the person... Runs like the Wind, Butterfly Showing Beautiful Wings, He Who Whistles, Dances with Wolves, Ryan Mellon. The hell?!?! Oh well, I guess I don't know the point of this. I think I intended this section to tell a little bit about myself so I guess I'll start doing that now.

I'm 18 and a senior at good ol Bend Senior High! *waves a little BSH flag with the enthusiasm of a Manson fan at a pep assembly*. I was born in the Seattle area and lived there untill I was 8. I had a rainforest you know.

I guess I consider myself more of a spiritual person than most (not religious! Spiritual! there is a difference) For more about that I will create a totally different section. Music is my love, I used to be in the band Reaching for Zero which many of you Bendites might have heard of but that band kinda disintegrated. I really don't know what else to say right now, I feel wierd talking about myself...
 
So... OMG Y'ALL!!! STAT SHEET!!!!
 
Name:Ryan Mellon
Age: 18
B-day: Febuary 10th, 1985
Siblings: 2 brothers, two sisters, all older except one sister.
Born: Redmond, Washington (I think?)
Politics?: I'm rather drawn to liberal ideas and I'm indeed one of those crazy kooks who thinks that things need to start a changin'.
Aliens?: Yeah, no doubt. But whether or not they are visiting us is certainly debateable. . . I think it's quite possible, especially considering the overwhelming volume of sightings and the validity of many of them. . . But I can't say for sure. . .
Ghosts?: Most likely. Either they're real or we have some other paranormal force doing some really odd things on our lil' planet.
Charlie Sheen?: Again, I think he probobly exists, the evidence is fairly overwhelming, but I'm open to all the possibilities on this one.
Abortion?: Pro-choice. . . I'm male, I don't think I'm justified to feel any other way. The Abortion issue wierds me out though. I certainly don't like the idea of an abortion but in the end I certainly think the option should be there, yes.
PB! Crunchy or Creamy?: Most certainly crunchy! I must confess however, that in the earlier days of my youth I was for the creamy peanut butter. . . I was a strange, internally tormented child.
If you could be any animal what would you be?: Good lord this question is gay!
You just said gay in a derrogatory context!: I'm sorry. The media is forcing it  through the softer parts of my skull and into my brain along with an uncomfortablly large, king sized, Butterfinger candy bar. But I'm SO calling you on it the next time you say "jipped".
Cats? Dogs?: I love both, but I must admit to being a little bit more slanted towards dogs. Currently however I'm only living with two cats.
Pet Peeves: The total lack of effort most people put into their state as a human being (ignorance, close mindedness, conformity, lack of general kindness, ect ect...) That is the big one. Other pet peeves include tounge blisters, my sister playing the same six crappy songs over and over and OVER!!!, Hemingway, reality television, George W. Bush (oh good lord!), and I'll think of some more later.
Misc: Just for the record, I get a decent kick out of watching TBN.
 
 
 
 

maskedmystery.jpg
Me playing make believe.

Favorites in no particular order

MOVIES:
The City of Lost Children
Dogma
Clerks
American Beauty
Donnie Darko
The Meaning of Life
Life of Brian
Search for the Holy Grail
Waking Life
Harold and Maude
Fight Club
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Andy and the Airwave Rangers
Brazil
Ghost World
Surf Nazis Must Die
Dancer in the Dark
Spiders
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Powder
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Edward Scissorhands
and many others

MUSIC:
Sigur ros
Rufus Wainwright
Tool
Rheostatics
Smashing Pumpkins
Robert Johnson
Kevin Hearn
The Cure
Pearl Jam
A Perfect Circle
Ben Folds Five
Mogwai
Bjork
Mr. Bungle
Modest Mouse
Radiohead
Dave Matthews Band
Sparklehorse
Hopesfall
Elliot Smith
Flaming Lips
Taj Majal
Tears for Fears
The Eels
Geggy Tah
and MANY MANY others.

BOOKS:
1984
Metamorphosis
Catcher in the Rye
Farenhiet 451
Intervention
Brave New World
Walden

MISC:
~Sushi
~Being alone
~Being with people
~Cats
~Dogs
~Random comments
concerning egg beaters
~Destruction of Math
Books or Cell Phones
~Vaxia (www.vaxia.org)
~Basque POWA!
~Seattle
~Hippies
~My four-string guitar
~Certainly not school
~Beaver Wieners
~Clouds
~Little things that
most people would
never notice but are
exquisite none the less
~Socialism
~Being a Freelance
Spiritualist
~Nostalgia
~Living in the present
~Contradicting myself
~Good times